My friends hear me speak of monsters. Some of these friends have even witnessed them for themselves. When mature whitetail bucks float about in the darkness of our woods they seem almost bigger than life. But even the biggest monsters come from humble beginnings…
In the autumn and winter of 2005-06 there was a young spike buck who for a reason unknown to us, attached himself to our home. Maybe he spent his days as a spotted fawn here and had no reason to leave. Our home was his home. His home was our home. Everyone involved seemed to like it that way.
There was something special about “Teenie Tines.” I knew it from the very beginning. Little whitetail bucks litter our woods like hickory nuts. But I knew when I first met him that Teenie Tines was no ordinary little hickory nut. He was a constant fixture at our fence often peeking over it to watch us in the windows as we admired his adorable little face. He was unusually calm and tame and almost seemed to enjoy our company. His appetite was voracious. It seemed that Teeny Tines couldn’t consume enough to keep his fat tummy satisfied. He gobbled down acorns like a 200 pounder. He was the only little buck that the big bucks allowed at the fence while they too, pigged out on acorns. Teenie was to this day the tamest deer we’ve had here. I used to joke that I could have put a leash on him and walked him around the neighborhood. How I adored him…
(Below) Teenie at the fence saying “Hello” one winter morning.
Whitetail bucks change a great deal from little spike tykes to the monsters that some of them later become. But I know our deer by their faces. This fall a HUGE buck showed up at our fence that we had not yet seen this season. I grabbed my camera as I always do and started shooting away despite a shutter speed that was really too slow to yield much success . It was dusk so my camera ISO was as high as the national debt, but I took my chances and shot away. Sometimes you get lucky. I was hoping that this would be one of those times.
It wasn’t until I put the pictures on my computer that I recognized him…OH…MY…GOD…IT’S……….My TEENIE TINES!!!! We hadn’t seen him since he was a little spike tyke. That explained why as we stood so blatantly in the window and talked in normal voices he barely noticed us. He looked at us with casual interest and then proceeded to eat every bur oak acorn he could find under that tree…just like the HUNGRY baby Teenie Tines.
(Below) Teenie Tines has aged like fine wine. It is ironic that a little buck I once called Teenie Tines (because of his unusually tiny tines) now has some of the longest tines I’ve yet seen. Maybe his new name should be “Titanic Tines”.
Another look (below) at our boy. Teenie has once again become a frequent visitor here. He comes often, stays long and casually saunters away, just like old times. It will be interesting to see if he is big enough, and BOLD enough to hold this area against some of our other monsters.
No matter how big and impressive he gets, he will always be “Teenie” to me…